We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.

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Cuckoo for Lawsuits

Cuckoo for Lawsuits

By David Cota Monday, February 3, 2025

We’ve heard some wild tenant stories, but this one takes the cake—cereal, brownies, and a whole conspiracy sundae on top.

Our lovely tenant reached out, casually informing us that she’s under FBI investigation. Oh, and the government is suing her for a billion dollars. And the cherry on top? She wants us to pay for it. Why? Because, obviously, there are listening devices in her water pipes.

Look, I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next person, but that’s one pipe I’m not about to mess with. Best of luck with the feds, though.

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David Cota
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Every ship needs its captain! David, founder and entrepreneur has been sailing the seas of sales and property management for over 25 years and runs a tight ship. His main priority is to provide the crew leading tools in the industry to be Rock Stars for our customers! David thrives on improving day to day and long-term company operations and becoming the best in the industry. It’s rare that David pulls away from his role as Captain, but when he does his long-term girlfriend keeps him smiling a...
Every ship needs its captain! David, founder and entrepreneur has been sailing the seas of sales and property management for over 25 years and runs a tight ship. His main priority is to provide the crew leading tools in the industry to be Rock Stars for our customers! David thrives on improving day to day and long-term company operations and becoming the best in the industry. It’s rare that David pulls away from his role as Captain, but when he does his long-term girlfriend keeps him smiling and grounded! He likes to play tennis, run and swim. David has 1 very special pet bird named A. J., a gift from entertainer Johnny Carson! If you saw David eating a fruit, it would be grapes, and there might even be someone at his side fanning him with palm leaves.
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