We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.

NUTS

Mistaken Message

By David Cota Friday, July 12, 2024

Our routine text about an upcoming six-month inspection received a panicked reply not meant for us: "Hey Joe, we need to get the dog out of here, they are coming to do an inspection." Looks like someone thought they were texting their roommate!

The Phantom Pet

By David Cota Thursday, July 11, 2024

A tenant received a violation notice for unauthorized pets and was quite offended, insisting no pets lived there. Yet, during a routine video inspection, evidence of a cat, complete with toys and a cat tree, was unmistakable. The twist? The tenant claimed the cat was just a tempo...

Chill Overload

By David Cota Thursday, July 11, 2024

After receiving a brand-new portable A/C from the owner—adding to the existing A/C, already present ceiling fans, and their own personal fans—a tenant still wanted more! Their latest request? We foot the bill for an extension cord. Are they trying to turn their home i...

The Overzealous Painter

By David Cota Thursday, June 27, 2024

In a colorful twist, our newly hired handyman took "interior painting" to the next level—he painted the house and the couch! Perhaps we should've specified not to decorate the furniture. Talk about a full-coverage job!

The Bouncing Check Dilemma

By David Cota Thursday, June 27, 2024

A tenant was miffed when their rent check bounced. They had sent us the check and then, seeing the money still in their account, dashed off to buy groceries. By the time the check tried to clear, the funds were gone—spent on groceries! They were upset with us, but sometimes...

Cat Asthma?

By David Cota Monday, June 24, 2024

In a quirky turn of events, one of our tenants reported mold in her house, claiming it was making her cat asthmatic. Our inspection team went in, searched high and low, but no mold was to be found. However, we did spot a portable air conditioning unit belonging to the tenant. Cou...

Time to make fun of ourselves.

By David Cota Tuesday, June 18, 2024

We had an employee in the field who was home each day at Noon. We called to ask him what is going on? He said I do 8 hours a work in 4 hours. We fired him.

Century Link to Xfinity

By David Cota Monday, March 11, 2024

Tenant wants to switch from Century Link to Xfinity. The switch was approved. Now the tenant wants a rent credit because Xfinity charged them a set up fee and they think someone else should pay for it. House had internet, tenant initiated the change and wants so...

High Blood Pressure Carpet

By David Cota Monday, March 11, 2024

Tenant says the carpet is creating high blood pressure, please replace. Huh?

Moldy Grass?

By David Cota Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Tenant calls our Emergency number on a weekend with this request. Our grass has mold (we are in Oregon and it rains all winter) Please come immediately and take care of our moldy grass, this is an emergency! Tenant was lovely to her credit, however was having major is...

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